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Cracktastic zombie drabble (because I promised [livejournal.com profile] caras_galadhon)

([personal profile] empyreus Oct. 31st, 2014 06:47 pm)
Below is a drabble I wrote for [livejournal.com profile] caras_galadhon after one of our many strange conversations. She demanded asked me nicely to post it, so here it is. :) Be warned, it's all crack. (If you prefer to read/comment over on AO3, you can find the drabble here.)

Title: Agreement
Author: [livejournal.com profile] empy
Characters: Thorin, Boromir
Rating: G (or Z for Zombies)
Disclaimer: The characters belong to the Professor. I'm just scribbling stuff.
Note: written for Galadriel, because she feeds my cracky bunnies.

* * *
"Three Uruk-hai arrows. And a ride down the Falls of the Anduin."

There is a series of decidedly soggy thuds in the stillness. "Goblin axe. Warg fangs. Stray Orc spear."

Thoughtful silence reigns for a moment.

"Brains?

"Brains."

There is the creak of leather steeped in blood and the protesting shriek of armour-joints washed with sea water, but it soon fades and is replaced by the steady shuffling of heavy booted feet.


Two figures, one nary more than half the height of the other, begin their slow trek across the moonlit landscape. A hoarse cry of twin voices rises.

"Braaaains."
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