Yes, this is me, late to the Cliff, Shag, Marry
meme that did the rounds last week. (In my defense, I was hit by the worst stomach flu I've ever had on Monday, and am still a bit wobbly.) I'm giving this a shot, even though I know I'm clinically unable to make swift decisions.
I was given the following three by caras_galadhon
and promptly decided to cheat like a cheating little thing
fall for dear Lucifer, I fear. Yes, he might be a mind-blowing shag, but honestly, he's also evil incarnate. I'd still take the time for a
very long and thorough
farewell shag, even though I'd be afraid he'd suck my soul out mid-coitus or set the bed on fire. And honestly, you never quite know if he's going to decide he really wants a tasty myocardial morsel and rip your heart out of your chest. So, that considered, off the cliff he goes.Shag:
I want to shag all three, but that's not the question, is it? *g* Nightcrawler. It's for entirely shallow reasons, since he is handsome, an acrobat (so bendy) and also extremely talented with his tail
the spade of which I've seen described as 'nimble as a third hand'
. The reason I'd just shag him rather than marry him is that in the end, it just wouldn't work. He's (in most canons) a devout Catholic with strong faith while I'm an atheist. I wouldn't cliff him for it, though, so the shag option is the most mutually beneficial. Marry:
ooh, this was a tricky one. It's a toss-up between Eowyn and Nightcrawler, since Lucifer's... well, he's Lucifer. Let's start with that. Hardly the best of foundations on which to build a marriage. So, down to two.
My final choice is Eowyn. She's strong, she's fearless and she can think for herself. And she's gorgeous. (See? I told you I was shallow.) Granted, she's also somewhat stubborn and given to falling for the wrong people, but those are hardly the worst traits a spouse could have. (And if she tried any of that nonsense about hanging up her shield, I'd do my damnedest to talk her out of it. I like her best when she kicks ass and takes names. *g*) Plus I suspect I have more in common with her than I have with Nightcrawler
and muahaha, marriage doesn't rule out shagging
.And I promise to stop abusing the strikethrough tag now.